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Six hundred quid for a storage case! Yes sir, but you get a free router.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Football Crazy strip six

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Unusual Offers

Online Shopping.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Primordial Schmooze

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Jumble Sale

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Bargains

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'