Quirky Deals Enthusiast Mugs

Six hundred quid for a storage case! Yes sir, but you get a free router.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Football Crazy strip six

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Online Shopping.

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Primordial Schmooze

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

(Direct to the Consumer)

Jumble Sale

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'What's wrong with you?'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.