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'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

Apples 50c/Apples 50c Originally $5 each

'How much could I eat for $20.00?'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Online Shopping.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Last Chance for Everything.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

I get my ideas on sale...

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

"How much is the sign?"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Shove' (at big sale).

Bargains

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"I am in training for the sales."