Quirky Product Enthusiast T-Shirts

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

"I can help with the product, but I don't know how to open the packaging."

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

Book Worm

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Focus Group Failures

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

I love you Geyser...

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

'What's wrong with you?'

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

Seven deadly sins store

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Giant sandwich bags.

Telephone Box

Llama training

'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

TV Repair 101.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."