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Billy Bong Boomerang

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

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Book Worm

"Pencil eraser."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Focus Group Failures

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'What's wrong with you?'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

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Telephone Box

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Interrupted Shower.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

Circus News

The Man in the Iron Basque!

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Looking on the bright side, it is always nice to have a spare."

". . .and the money we save on glassware, we pass on to you."

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

"Have we got a show for you!"

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

'Mister Bagley is here with his redesigned electronic tag, minister.'

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

"I'll just use this to remove some excess drool."