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"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Housekeeping?!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Buster Keaton

All-Verbal Westerns

"It's about time."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Queen Kong

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Fred Astaire

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

Jack Nicholson

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

Interesting encounters in history.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"