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"I'm a big film buff."

"What's my motivation?"

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

Monica Bellucci

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"It starts out with a standard romantic plot: Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, wins her back, Girl kills Boy, devours his head and lays eggs in his carcass. Ok, now here's the twist..."

Swashbuckler, "In the first film his sword broke!"

"One for 'Romance in Paradise' and one for two hours in hell."

'Yes, they've kept it pretty close to the book.'

'I've already seen this movie - eighty times! I'm a projectionist.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Cinema Twin

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

"I understand this film is a real stinker."

Multiplex cinema: Virtual reality car chases/explosions & virtual script.

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

I can't believe blade runner 2049 flopped so hard, Randy. I can, little buddy. It was amazing. It was beautifully done. But it was fifteen thousand hours long. At the 2.5 hour mark, your eye starts to wander. You start thinking about other movies. You think maybe you rushed into this one and you're just settling. Are we still talking about movies? You think of sneaking into a different one.

"Scorsese Xing"

"Hank, look – I’m Sandra Bullock!"

The Fevered Brow of Ken Burns

"I'm having trouble with the ending."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"It's about time."

Film Star Robert de Niro

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Samuel Beckett

The Great Rainbow of China

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"