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"I'm a big film buff."

"What's my motivation?"

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"It starts out with a standard romantic plot: Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, wins her back, Girl kills Boy, devours his head and lays eggs in his carcass. Ok, now here's the twist..."

Swashbuckler, "In the first film his sword broke!"

"One for 'Romance in Paradise' and one for two hours in hell."

'Yes, they've kept it pretty close to the book.'

'I've already seen this movie - eighty times! I'm a projectionist.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Cinema Twin

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

"I understand this film is a real stinker."

Multiplex cinema: Virtual reality car chases/explosions & virtual script.

"Scorsese Xing"

"Hank, look – I’m Sandra Bullock!"

The Fevered Brow of Ken Burns

"I'm having trouble with the ending."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The Great Rainbow of China

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

Romy Schneider

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Gustave Charpentier

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'