Quirky Cinema Lover Gifts

"One for 'Romance in Paradise' and one for two hours in hell."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Nun Fight.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Who knew grass migrates?

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

Magic mushroom

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Therapist Starting Gun

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

Conductor and Quasimodo.

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

'Don't worry... I specialise in false hope.'

Hillbilly.

Please pardon our appearance during rennovation

'Definitely the feel-good hit of the year.'

'...Remember - You shouldn't play with your food!'

Cult films!

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Why are you plowing with a steam roller?"