Quirky Cinema Lover Gifts

"One for 'Romance in Paradise' and one for two hours in hell."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Nun Fight.

'It was great. I hated it.'

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Who knew grass migrates?

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Magic mushroom

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

Therapist Starting Gun

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

Conductor and Quasimodo.

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

'Don't worry... I specialise in false hope.'

Cineplex. Now Showing. It's a romantic comedy with zombies. Ah, a zoo-rom-com!

Hillbilly.

'...Remember - You shouldn't play with your food!'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Why are you plowing with a steam roller?"

Please pardon our appearance during rennovation

'Definitely the feel-good hit of the year.'