"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."
Forgetful Genius Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the essence of your forgetful genius? Our collection features clever, light-hearted products tailored for creative minds who often forget where they put things but never lose their innovative spirit. Whether it’s a mug to keep their caffeine close or a print to inspire their next idea, find a thoughtful keepsake that celebrates their unique blend of brilliance and absent-mindedness.
'Password, password - come on Memory!'
"He's the original absent-minded professor."
A memory stick's not much use , if you can't remember where it is.
'I've forgotten what I'm driving at."
"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"
"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"
I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.
'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'
"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."
"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."
'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'
Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!
"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."
"It's funny 'cos it's true!"
"Forgotten anything?"
'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'
'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'
National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$
Palm Reader...
"I totally forgot what I came up here for."
"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."
"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."
Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'
'So that's where I left my car keys!'
"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."
Useless-memory lane
"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."
The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.
"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."
Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'
'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'
"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."
Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.
"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."
Forgetful Genius Gifts Collection
Forgetful Genius Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the spirit of forgetful geniuses—funny, inspiring, and ideal for brightening their day.
Forgetful Genius Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate the charming quirks of creative minds—comfortable, humorous, and wonderfully unique.
Forgetful Genius Prints
Add some personality to their space with prints that honor their inventive spirit and affectionate forgetfulness—artful and inspiring.
Forgetful Genius T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for creative souls who sometimes forget but always create—fun, expressive, and totally relatable.