Forgetful Humorist Gifts

"OK, have it your way! You forgot to turn off the gas!"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Are you going to move?"

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

'There you are, Mr. Marco.' Memory man visits Lost Property

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

"Now, what am I here for?"

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'Of course, I used to keep Dad in an urn until the...well, the cleaning incident.'

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

'Can you guess what today is?'