Forgetful Humorist Pillows

"OK, have it your way! You forgot to turn off the gas!"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Are you going to move?"

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'There you are, Mr. Marco.' Memory man visits Lost Property

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

"Now, what am I here for?"

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

'Can you guess what today is?'

Annual Amnesiacs Convention.