Forgetfulness Humorist Gifts

'Can you guess what today is?'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Are you going to move?"

The home of the memory man.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

Memory School.

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

"Today's special: Passwords"

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'I keep thinking that I've forgotten something.'

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"