Forgetfulness Humorist Gifts

'Can you guess what today is?'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Are you going to move?"

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

The home of the memory man.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

Memory School.

"Today's special: Passwords"

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

'I keep thinking that I've forgotten something.'

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'