Forgetfulness Humor Lover Gifts

'I see Ron's still got a terrible memory for names!'

"Now I remember what I forgot to wear."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Are you going to move?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

Memory School.

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"Today's special: Passwords"

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'I keep thinking that I've forgotten something.'

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"