Forgetfulness Comic Gifts

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Aging Support Group

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

"I can't remember where we're going."

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"Are you going to move?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."