Forgetfulness Comic Gifts

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"I can't remember where we're going."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"Are you going to move?"

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."