Forgetful Genius Mugs

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"He's the original absent-minded professor."

A memory stick's not much use , if you can't remember where it is.

'I've forgotten what I'm driving at."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Forgotten anything?"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Palm Reader...

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Useless-memory lane

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'