Forgetful Thinker Mugs

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"Forgotten anything?"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

Useless-memory lane

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

'Password, password - come on Memory!'