Forgetful Thinker T-Shirts

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Forgotten anything?"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

Useless-memory lane

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'