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"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Forgotten anything?"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'