Forgetful Fellow Prints

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Aging Support Group

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Forgotten anything?"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Belated Birthday Cards

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'