Friend Of The Forgetful Prints

'Sorry I'm late: It's hard to keep track of time when you work in complete darkness...'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Aging Support Group

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I've got it written down...'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Forgotten anything?"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"I can't remember where we're going."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'