Forgetful Wanderer T-Shirts

"We're one hundred and seventy six million light years from home and now you decide to tell me..."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Forgotten anything?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'