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'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Forgotten anything?"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"No one rides off into me anymore."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

Meditation Center

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Penguin in Desert.

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."