Absent-mindedness Gifts

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Hello?"

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Are you going to move?"

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

'I forgot my keys!'

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"