Farewell Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a gift for your farewell philosopher? Dive into a collection of clever and inspiring items that pay tribute to deep thinkers and reflective minds. Whether it’s for a student, a mentor, or a friend, these gifts combine humor with profound insight to honor their love for philosophy and critical thinking.

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Thinking Gears

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Emergency Phone.

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Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.' mockup

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

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'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.' mockup

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

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Arthur Schopenhauer

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Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money." mockup

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

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"They're very time-sensitive."

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"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist." mockup

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

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The first 'outside the box' thinker. mockup

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

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Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

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Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

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'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

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'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

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Self Checkout

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Mall of ages

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"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

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"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

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Balding Autumn Tree.

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"Seventy-five isn't the new anything." mockup

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

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'I inherited therefore I am'

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"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over." mockup

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

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'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that? mockup

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

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'It's just a phase they're going through.'

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'It's just a phase they're going through.'

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Lost and forgotten department

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"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!" mockup

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

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"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck." mockup

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

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'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.'

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.' mockup

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.'

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'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.'

'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.' mockup

'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.'

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Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay. mockup

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

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Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

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Statue Farts.

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A long way towards retirement...

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"Apparently, 60 is the new dead." mockup

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

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Farewell Philosophers Gifts Collection

Farewell Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty and thoughtful designs perfect for philosophical minds. Click to find your new favorite coffee companion.

Farewell Philosophers Pillows

Browse our collection of humorous and inspiring pillows inspired by philosophy. Perfect for adding a thoughtful touch to any space.

Farewell Philosophers Prints

Discover inspiring prints with clever quotes and images from the world of philosophy. A perfect farewell gift for the curious and reflective.

Farewell Philosophers T-Shirts

Check out our witty philosopher-themed t-shirts that make great farewell gifts. Ideal for fans of deep thought and playful humor.