Funeral Philosopher Gifts

Searching for a gift for the funeral philosopher in your life? Our collection blends humor with reflection, ideal for those who find meaning in life's deeper questions. These items make a thoughtful statement, sparking conversations about mortality and existence while adding a touch of wit to their space.

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"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over." mockup

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

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'They always say such nice things about the departed at funerals, it's a pity they're not able to hear them.'

'They always say such nice things about the departed at funerals, it's a pity they're not able to hear them.' mockup

'They always say such nice things about the departed at funerals, it's a pity they're not able to hear them.'

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Funeral

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Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

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"They're very time-sensitive."

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'He wanted to be remembered this way.' mockup

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

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Apocalliptical

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Balding Autumn Tree.

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The game comes first...

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"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours." mockup

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

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"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive." mockup

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

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Mall of ages

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"Seventy-five isn't the new anything." mockup

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

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"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?" mockup

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

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"What if you go under before I need to?"

"What if you go under before I need to?" mockup

"What if you go under before I need to?"

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"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!" mockup

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

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'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.' mockup

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

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"Well he was there a minute ago!" mockup

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

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Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre. mockup

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

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'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...' mockup

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

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"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck." mockup

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

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Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay. mockup

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

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"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak." mockup

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

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"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died." mockup

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

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'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.'

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.' mockup

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.'

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Grim Reaper Checkout

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Fisherman Funneral

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'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'She was always very proud of her figure.' mockup

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

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Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

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"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."

"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up." mockup

"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."

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Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant. mockup

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

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"Have you been feeling all right, Ed?" mockup

"Have you been feeling all right, Ed?"

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A long way towards retirement...

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'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.'

'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.' mockup

'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.'

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"The senior moments don't freak me out as much as the 'Death in Venice' moments."

"The senior moments don't freak me out as much as the 'Death in Venice' moments." mockup

"The senior moments don't freak me out as much as the 'Death in Venice' moments."

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Funeral Philosopher Gifts Collection

Funeral Philosopher Mugs

Discover more thoughtful and witty mugs perfect for funeral philosophers—explore our collection and find a reflection of their contemplative spirit.

Funeral Philosopher Pillows

Add depth to their space with pillows featuring funeral philosophy themes—explore our range of designs that invite introspection.

Funeral Philosopher Prints

Bring a touch of philosophy into their decor with prints that provoke thought—browse our collection for the perfect piece.

Funeral Philosopher T-Shirts

Looking for more tees with a philosophical twist? Our collection includes designs that resonate with funeral philosophers' reflective and witty nature.