Funeral Contemplator Gifts

Searching for a gift for a funeral contemplator? Our curated selection offers a blend of humor, introspection, and creativity, perfect for someone who ponders life's mysteries and the final journey. Whether they appreciate lighthearted jokes or thoughtful messages, you'll find something that resonates. Gorgeous mugs, witty t-shirts, cozy pillows, and inspiring prints all designed to celebrate their reflective nature. Gifts like these help honor their contemplative spirit and bring a touch of personality to their everyday life.

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"He always was a hugger."

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"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely." mockup

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

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"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

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Differing thoughts of male and female. mockup

Differing thoughts of male and female.

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'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.' mockup

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

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"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake." mockup

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

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"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over." mockup

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

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'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!' mockup

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

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'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.' mockup

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

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This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench. mockup

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

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'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.' mockup

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

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'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...' mockup

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

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"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways." mockup

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

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'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?' mockup

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

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'But Mabel, I distinctly remember that the vicar said 'till death us do part...''

'But Mabel, I distinctly remember that the vicar said 'till death us do part...'' mockup

'But Mabel, I distinctly remember that the vicar said 'till death us do part...''

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Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!' mockup

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

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Prayers For Agnostics

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"He wanted to take his defense attorney with him so he could work out a deal at the other end."

"He wanted to take his defense attorney with him so he could work out a deal at the other end." mockup

"He wanted to take his defense attorney with him so he could work out a deal at the other end."

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...Uncle Edward's very near death experience...

...Uncle Edward's very near death experience... mockup

...Uncle Edward's very near death experience...

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"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"

"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?" mockup

"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"

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'They always say such nice things about the departed at funerals, it's a pity they're not able to hear them.'

'They always say such nice things about the departed at funerals, it's a pity they're not able to hear them.' mockup

'They always say such nice things about the departed at funerals, it's a pity they're not able to hear them.'

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"Yeah, you're right, these can cause long term health issues. But trust me, for you that's not gonna be a problem."

"Yeah, you're right, these can cause long term health issues. But trust me, for you that's not gonna be a problem." mockup

"Yeah, you're right, these can cause long term health issues. But trust me, for you that's not gonna be a problem."

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'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

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