Philosopher Of Life And Death Gifts

Looking for a gift for the philosopher of life and death? Our collection offers witty and contemplative products that celebrate deep thoughts, life’s mysteries, and the inevitable, in a fun and charming way. Perfect for those who enjoy pondering life's big questions with a lighthearted twist.

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Still life.

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"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study." mockup

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

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"Call me?"

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"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..." mockup

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

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"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic." mockup

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

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"You need to justify your own existence first."

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first."

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"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die." mockup

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

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"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

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"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

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Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.' mockup

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

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Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart! mockup

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

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"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now." mockup

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

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"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date." mockup

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

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"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... " mockup

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

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"Death coach..."

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Bird in a chair with a human in a cage. mockup

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

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Life, love and a lot of bananas.

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"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

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"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery." mockup

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

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"They're very time-sensitive."

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"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now." mockup

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

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" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it." mockup

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

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"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me." mockup

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

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'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.' mockup

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

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"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up." mockup

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

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"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

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"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

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'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...' mockup

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

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Apocalliptical

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'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

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'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

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"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die." mockup

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

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"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in." mockup

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

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Women

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"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours." mockup

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

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"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes." mockup

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

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Who's Dead

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Philosopher Of Life And Death Gifts Collection

Philosopher Of Life And Death Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that thoughtfully celebrate the journey through life and death, blending wit and wisdom in every cup.

Philosopher Of Life And Death Pillows

Browse pillows that bring a humorous and reflective touch to your living space, celebrating life's profound moments.

Philosopher Of Life And Death Prints

View our prints that capture the essence of life's big questions with artistic wit and insight, perfect for inspiring any room.

Philosopher Of Life And Death T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that feature clever takes on life and mortality, perfect for sharing your philosophical side in style.