Life Philosopher Gifts

A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

Road signs: straight & narrow..long & winding.

'I'm in a period of transition right now.'

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'Personally, I haven't learned a damn thing from failure.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"It's from the University Of Life.. you didn't get in."

First place / Second place next exit.

"My narrative have so arc."

"You can do anything in life, son... as long as it's something that can be done by a duck."

"It's from the university of life...you failed!"

'...just stick to the dolphins.'

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you only makes you older."

"If you give up what makes life worth living, you'll live longer."

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

Boulder in life's journey.

Path of Life.

Chutes.

'You buy low, sell high, leave it all to your unappreciative kids, then die. That's it...'

'The meaning of life?.. You want the next mountain along.'

"I'd like the usual: a good job, nice home, loving wife, two kids, toast and coffee."

'I've never felt so alive...'

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

The world is not coming to an end. Therefore, you must suffer along and learn to cope.

Metaphors.

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

"Well, if you ever want to talk, you know where to find me. My door is never open."

'Try not to be an idiot.'

Aging.

Greed

'Remember, winning isn't everything. There's also anger management.'

'If I had to live my life over again...I'd make the same mistakes sooner.'

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'