Life Philosopher Gifts

A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.

Comparison list of old age and youth.

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

Road signs: straight & narrow..long & winding.

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'I'm in a period of transition right now.'

'Personally, I haven't learned a damn thing from failure.'

First place / Second place next exit.

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"It's from the University Of Life.. you didn't get in."

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you only makes you older."

'...just stick to the dolphins.'

"My narrative have so arc."

"It's from the university of life...you failed!"

"You can do anything in life, son... as long as it's something that can be done by a duck."

Boulder in life's journey.

Path of Life.

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

"If you give up what makes life worth living, you'll live longer."

'The meaning of life?.. You want the next mountain along.'

'You buy low, sell high, leave it all to your unappreciative kids, then die. That's it...'

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

"I'd like the usual: a good job, nice home, loving wife, two kids, toast and coffee."

'I've never felt so alive...'

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

Chutes.

Aging.

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

Greed

'Remember, winning isn't everything. There's also anger management.'

The world is not coming to an end. Therefore, you must suffer along and learn to cope.

'Try not to be an idiot.'

'If I had to live my life over again...I'd make the same mistakes sooner.'