Funeral Pragmatists Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for funeral pragmatists? Our collection captures the essence of practicality and humor, helping them navigate grief with a resilient attitude. Choose from thoughtful mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that acknowledge life's challenges with a pragmatic yet uplifting twist, perfect for those who face loss with honest humor and steady resolve.

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Funeral - So how are things otherwise? mockup

Funeral - So how are things otherwise?

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"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated." mockup

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

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Drive-thru Church

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"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time." mockup

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

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'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?' mockup

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

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"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over." mockup

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

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Put it in writing!

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"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic." mockup

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

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"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!" mockup

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

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'Marry me, Linda. Two can live more cheaply than one.'

'Marry me, Linda. Two can live more cheaply than one.' mockup

'Marry me, Linda. Two can live more cheaply than one.'

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"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'"

"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'" mockup

"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'"

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"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...." mockup

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

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"It's a troubling ethical dilemma." mockup

"It's a troubling ethical dilemma."

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"That's pork - the meat of the pig. It makes an excellent substitute for tofu."

"That's pork - the meat of the pig. It makes an excellent substitute for tofu." mockup

"That's pork - the meat of the pig. It makes an excellent substitute for tofu."

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"You've got to admit—he looks good." mockup

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

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"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all." mockup

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

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The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian. mockup

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

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Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients"

Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients" mockup

Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients"

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"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

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