Farewell Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a farewell gift that resonates with a philosopher's contemplative nature? Our collection offers clever and heartfelt items that honor their love of wisdom and critical thinking. From humorous mugs to inspiring art prints, find the ideal token to bid them adieu and recognize their philosophical pursuits. These gifts are perfect for graduates, retiring academics, or anyone embarking on a new chapter of discovery.

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'It doesn't look good. He's writing a farewell blog.'

'It doesn't look good. He's writing a farewell blog.' mockup

'It doesn't look good. He's writing a farewell blog.'

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it! mockup

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of. mockup

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

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'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!' mockup

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life. mockup

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

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Humans...What is their purpose?

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"Aristophanes explains comedy"

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"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes." mockup

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

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Ban on Free Speech

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Historical memory is on life support. mockup

Historical memory is on life support.

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"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow." mockup

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

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"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!" mockup

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book) mockup

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

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"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful." mockup

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf." mockup

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!' mockup

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

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Voltaire

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"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything." mockup

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

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"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

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"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"So, what did you do at charter school today?" mockup

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

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Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail. mockup

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

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What's normal?

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist. mockup

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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'I don't remember predetermining THAT!' mockup

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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Farewell Philosopher Gifts Collection

Farewell Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of farewell mugs featuring clever phrases and designs perfect for any philosopher's parting gesture. A great way to keep their thoughts brewing.

Farewell Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy farewell pillows for the philosopher in your life. Thoughtfully printed with clever messages, they add comfort and humor to any new chapter.

Farewell Philosopher Prints

Browse our inspiring prints to commemorate a philosopher's journey. Artistic and meaningful, these pieces are perfect for their new space or office.

Farewell Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our farewell t-shirts with witty and thoughtful sayings designed for a philosopher. Perfect for celebrations and new beginnings alike.