'Come back in six months... and next time, bring your dog.'
Pawsitively Forgetful People Gifts
Looking for a gift that embraces the endearing forgetfulness of your pawsitively forgetful loved ones? Our creative collection features humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their unique charm. These gifts are ideal for friends or family who occasionally forget things but always remember to bring joy into our lives. From witty mugs to quirky t-shirts, find something that makes them smile and reminds them they’re wonderfully human.
"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"
I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.
"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."
"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."
"It's funny 'cos it's true!"
'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'
'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'
How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.
"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."
"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."
Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'
"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."
Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'
'So that's where I left my car keys!'
Useless-memory lane
The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.
'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'
"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."
"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."
Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'
"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."
'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'
I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.
"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."
"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"
"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."
'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'
"Now, what am I here for?"
Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.
"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."
"Today's special: Passwords"
Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.
Annual Amnesiacs Convention.
'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'
Pawsitively Forgetful People Gifts Collection
Pawsitively Forgetful People Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs designed for pawsitively forgetful people — perfect for brightening their mornings and reminding them they’re loved.
Pawsitively Forgetful People Pillows
Shop pillows that humorously honor pawsitively forgetful personalities, adding personality and comfort to any living space.
Pawsitively Forgetful People Prints
Find prints that beautifully depict the charming forgetfulness of your loved ones, perfect for decorating any room with humor and heart.
Pawsitively Forgetful People T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts that celebrate the lovable forgetfulness of your favorite people. Comfortable, fun, and wonderfully witty.