Pawsitively Forgetful People Pillows

'Come back in six months... and next time, bring your dog.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

Useless-memory lane

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

"Now, what am I here for?"

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"Today's special: Passwords"

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

Annual Amnesiacs Convention.

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'