Forgetful Folks Pillows

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"Whoops. This may take longer than usual. I just punched in my pin number."

'I'm wishing you happy birthday now, so you wont get mad at me for forgetting a few months when it comes around.'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"I can't remember where we're going."

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."