Forgetful Friends Gifts

'Could you check my appointment book and tell me what I'm waiting in line for?'

Lost and Found: 'Now where did I put my keys'

"Did I Remember To Close The Drawbridge?"

'No, don't tell me, You can't remember where you put the car keys,'

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'I've got it written down...'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"I can't remember where we're going."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'