Forgetful Friend Gifts

To avoid losing his mobile phone George had it chained to the wall

'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'

Never forgets/Sometimes forgets/always forgets.

'Who am I? Where am I? What the heck is the Alamo?'

"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."

'See if that think will tell you the dates of my birthday or our anniversary.'

"The book you returned on 'Improving your memory' is three weeks overdue."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Dog who has lost his family

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Dave. When did you last feed the goldfish?"

'Did you remember the kola nuts. Lenny?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'It's black with a cane handle.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Sigmund's Milk of Amnesia: 'Here, this will help you forget the past, and start your life anew...'

'Did you forget to feed the canary again, Janet?'

Annual Amnesia Convention

"I can't remember if I forgot my lunch, forgot my briefcase or forgot to shave."

'Wait, are you allergic to bees or nuts?... I can never remember.'

"I can't remember where we're going."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"A side effect of my medication is memory loss..."

'Hi - my name is...my name is...i'm so sorry i've completely forgot.'

'Gone to Amnesia class your Dinner is........somewhere'

"It's the new phone for people who keep misplacing their phones."

Now, where did I put it?

"I have a very important case for you. . . I seem to have mislaid my car keys!"

Bill beat his brains out trying to find his keys.

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Repercussions of short term memory loss.