Forgetful Friend Gifts

'I forgot where I put a sticky note I need to remind me to get something I need to remember.'

To avoid losing his mobile phone George had it chained to the wall

'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'

Never forgets/Sometimes forgets/always forgets.

'Who am I? Where am I? What the heck is the Alamo?'

"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."

"The book you returned on 'Improving your memory' is three weeks overdue."

'See if that think will tell you the dates of my birthday or our anniversary.'

Sigmund's Milk of Amnesia: 'Here, this will help you forget the past, and start your life anew...'

Annual Amnesia Convention

'Did you forget to feed the canary again, Janet?'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'It's black with a cane handle.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Did you remember the kola nuts. Lenny?'

"Dave. When did you last feed the goldfish?"

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

Dog who has lost his family

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Aging Support Group

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Repercussions of short term memory loss.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Now, where did I put it?

"It's the new phone for people who keep misplacing their phones."

'Gone to Amnesia class your Dinner is........somewhere'

'Hi - my name is...my name is...i'm so sorry i've completely forgot.'

"A side effect of my medication is memory loss..."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I can't remember where we're going."

'Wait, are you allergic to bees or nuts?... I can never remember.'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I can't remember if I forgot my lunch, forgot my briefcase or forgot to shave."