Forgetful Reader Gifts

'Darlin', have you seen my glasses, I want to have a read?'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Aging Support Group

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Forgotten anything?"

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

Belated Birthday Cards

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'