Forgetful Reader Pillows

'Darlin', have you seen my glasses, I want to have a read?'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Forgotten anything?"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"I can't remember where we're going."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'