The Forgetful Friend Pillows

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'You do realize the key is under the mat.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Aging Support Group

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'I've got it written down...'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Forgotten anything?"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Belated Birthday Cards

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"I can't remember where we're going."