Forgetful Partner Pillows

'I forgot the wife's birthday!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"I can't remember where we're going."