Forgetful Partner Alarms Pillows

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"I can't remember where we're going."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."