Alarm Clock Survivors Pillows

'Look, I can get up bright, or I can get up early - I can't do both!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Alarmistclock

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Big Ben

How to Rise with the Sun

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Alarm clock.

'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

Alarm

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

How time can get away from you.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Cactus Alarm.

'Oh, Ran-dee! Wakey-wakeys! You're doing a triple bypass on Mrs. Pacala at 8:30. Re-mem-ber? Out of bed, Mr. Lazy Bones!'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

The car alarm snooze button.

"It's Monday."

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?'