Alarm Clock Adversary Pillows

"It's Monday."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Alarmistclock

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Big Ben

How to Rise with the Sun

Alarm clock.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

If everything worked like an app.

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

The car alarm snooze button.

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

Dracula vs the snooz bitton!

Burglar Alarm

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

'This is room 35a. About that early morning wake up I asked for!'

Rage Against the Washing Machine

The early bird goes back to sleep.

Sorry I'm late, Boss. My internal alarm clock was overridden by my internal snooze button.