Alarm Clock Survivor Pillows

'I had it all... Money, power, prestige -- and then I got a snooze alarm!'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Alarmistclock

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Big Ben

How to Rise with the Sun

"....To hear those options again, press the pound sign, or click your heels three times to return to the main menu."

'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'

Alarm clock.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

"It's Monday."

The car alarm snooze button.

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Burglar Alarm

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."