Alarm Clock Challenger Pillows

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Pea Shooter Wake Up.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

"I must have completely lost track of time."

Big Ben

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

"It's Monday."

The car alarm snooze button.

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

Burglar Alarm

In and Out Tray

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

'This is room 35a. About that early morning wake up I asked for!'

"Sighhh. There's no snooze button on burglar alarms..."

Early Bird

'Now isn't that better than an alarm clock?'

"Don't pretend it's a pet, you're just too mean to buy an alarm clock!"

The early bird goes back to sleep.

' Wake up dear.You don't want to be late for the office.'

'Look, I can get up bright, or I can get up early - I can't do both!'

"If you'd like to hear the options again, curse in any language."

'When my phone broke, we stopped texting and started talking again. I couldn't get a new phone fast enough.'

"How am I supposed to remember what day it is when it changes every day?"