Alarm-clock Sprinters Pillows

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

Big Ben

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'

Second to Nun

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

How time can get away from you.

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

Whack Your Alarm Clock

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

"It's Monday."

Burglar Alarm

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

"I can't sleep in anymore."

Dracula vs the snooz bitton!

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'

'Look, I can get up bright, or I can get up early - I can't do both!'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

' Wake up dear.You don't want to be late for the office.'

"Sighhh. There's no snooze button on burglar alarms..."

'Now isn't that better than an alarm clock?'

Boss? When are you going to start paying me a a full-time employee? I'm here all the time. It's not "part-time." Nonsense. The law clearly states that anything under 35 hours a week is part time

"I've set the alarm for half past April. That will give us a bit of a lie in."

"Sorry I'm late again guys! My bad! Anyway, um...."

'Everyone is getting up on the time now that we've switched to the vuvuzela for reveille.'

Shark Alarm: Never Be Late For That Frenzy Again!