Last-minute Sprinter Pillows

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

Time Run

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

'Spinout!'

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

Last-Minute Gifts

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Runners have a pay toll.

"Talk about pressure, they've already purchased the 'new & improved' labels."

'I can't find my keys!'

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

Christmas is Around the corner,

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."