Procrastinating Runner Pillows

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

In and Out Box

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Some e-mails just can't be ignored!"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Invaders from Planet Manava.

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'In that case I'll do nothing!'