Workout Procrastinator Pillows

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

At last, an excuse not to exercise!

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'In that case I'll do nothing!'