Gym Procrastinators Pillows

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Procrastinators Incorporated

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Easy chair exercise machines

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

"Okay, we've put on our exercise clothes. Now what?"

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

"Well, my fitness band told my doctor how lazy I've been since my last visit. How do I turn on privacy on this thing?!!!"

'Don't strain yourself, make two trips.'

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.