Workout Postponement Enthusiast Pillows

Welcome To I'll-Start-Tomorrow-Cise!

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Fast Food Dieter

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Fitness in church.

Executives exercising

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

"Well, my fitness band told my doctor how lazy I've been since my last visit. How do I turn on privacy on this thing?!!!"